My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
a rare picture of pete wentz and hayley williams
i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves
I PAUSED AT THE EXACT RIGHT TIME
Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Charmed, Practical Magic, AHS: Coven… Fictional witches own beautiful homes.
the thrilling saga in which Panic! owns the fuck out of WBC
A+ handling of the situation
bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war
why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there
what are you gonna do?
stab a skeleton in the heart?