neurochemical:

neurochemical:

im at a hotel and the people in the room next to my room started having sex and i timed it and he only lasted for 54 seconds and i think they can hear me laughing now

UPDATE: they just banged on the wall and it only made me laugh harder because dude you can bang a wall but not your girlfriend

dontbearuiner:

krumla:

How can you make the two greatest assassins in the universe completely useless and boring?

Oh man.

I loved GotG, but this is fantastic and true.

I just described myself as short and round. Then it dawned on me I described myself as a teapot. 

liquid-liamm:

I am the danger

johnnychristjizzedinmypants: So wait if Johnny is taller than you how tall are you?

le sigh

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………………………………………………………………………. 4’11

i am literally a gnome D’:

theblackenedmoon:

johnnychristjizzedinmypants:

Wait what? I thought you were taller. I thought I was the shortest person I know. I’m 5’2.

well now it is I that is the shortest person you know

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So does this mean I’ll be like Matt tall compared to you? Oh god please tell me no I don’t want to have that haircut!

superevilzacky:

seeing photos other people have taken of you

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folieadoomed:

im never pausing an mcr video ever again

See a hot guy
  • Me: I wonder what music he listens to

classichorrorblog:

Elvira:Mistress Of The Dark (1988)

Directed by James Signorelli

When her Great Aunt dies, famed horror hostess Elvira heads for an uptight New England town to claim her inheritance of a haunted house.

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